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"you are killing billy's insults, sug."
nuh-uh, she always IMs me to tell me shes just trying to help you save face after she says that.

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i knew it. she just plays me like a dildo and then throws me away when she's done.



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"i knew it. she just plays me like a dildo and then throws me away when she's done."
Dildo is a little optimistic, more like a 2nd hand vibrator, dildos get inserted, vibrators just buzz on top of the clitty for a while.

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I literally just spit my soda all over the computer moniter.  And now I'm getting yelled at cuz we're not suppose to have drinks in here OR be on forums/chatboards.  You stupid mother ****ers.


 


 


BAWHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!1!!11!!!111!!


 


 



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"Dildo is a little optimistic, more like a 2nd hand vibrator, dildos get inserted, vibrators just buzz on top of the clitty for a while."
well, at least she uses me. seems you are mostly just talk. some hot gas every once in a while.

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its okay patryn..you can have me...i dont want billy

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"well, at least she uses me. seems you are mostly just talk. some hot gas every once in a while."

Of course you get used more... dildos only get broken out when theres a deep suffering horny need to be scratched. VIbrators like you are used aimless and mindlessly, like masterbaiting while thinking about curtain patterns.. dildos on the othe rhand take effort and fullfill needs more fully, so theyre only used for quality when theres time and energy...


I can live with that.



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"its okay patryn..you can have me...i dont want billy"
Ahahahahahahahah!!!

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"its okay patryn..you can have me...i dont want billy"
kickass. want me to wear my pirate outfit?

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"kickass. want me to wear my pirate outfit?"
Aaaaaaarg.

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HAR! there she blows!

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"HAR! there she blows!"
What's she blowing?

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wait a sec and i'll show ya.



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