Movie Going ****s.

Let~{!/~}s forget the fact that the screen is too far away, the sits don~{!/~}t recline, the floors are sticky, and I didn~{!/~}t bring enough money to buy some goddamn Reese~{!/~}s pieces . Lets forget that the movie cost  ten bucks to watch and the air is dank and ****ty. Forget how I had to wait in line for an hour to buy a ticket from a partially retarded ticket master~{!-~} what gets me are the ****s that go to the movie theatre JUST to **** ME off~{!-~}

I will discuss the 3 main types I would love to shove a box of goobers up their ass~{!-~}

**** number 1:

The Teenager. **** HIM! Oh you~{!/~}re SOOOO cool now that its Friday night and you~{!/~}re out passed  7:00pm~{!-~} so you gotta **** up MY movie I paid to watch by grab assign with your equally **** faced pimple puffed pubescent ****ing buddies huh? **** you! The last time I went to the movies one of these groups of ****s sat just below the projector~{!-~} as the movie was beginning they were jumping up and doing shadow puppets on the screen. Now not only was I ****ed that I was sandwiched in between 2 beached sea lions who smelled like goat cheese but they were doing ****TY ****ING SHADOW PUPPETS! I went up there and kicked one in the cock then threw the other over the railing onto a group of Latino Gang members who took him outside and smoked his lily white ass like a blunt stuffed with Acapulco gold.

**** number 2:

Chatty bitches that don~{!/~}t turn their pager/cell phone/message devices off.

Goddamn you bitches! (Bitches be for both genders) What the ****s that matter with you?!  Didn~{!/~}t you see the BIG sign before the movie began that said TURN OFF CELL PHONES? What~{!/~}s your goddamned problem? When the people around you began to turn theirs off didn~{!/~}t it snap in your mind that ~{!0~}hey its time to turn it off?~{!1~} Oh wait no you want to be special? You~{!/~}re too important to turn your cell phone off? Expecting an important cal form your friend about the latest word on whatever important bull**** fills your vapid ridiculous life? Jeans, who~{!/~}s dating who? What Billy said to Jinny? **** BILLY AND JINNY!  The last time someone~{!/~}s cell phone rang when I was at the cinema I ****ed on them from the top row.. I figured id **** off the balcony to show them how ****ed off I was~{!-~}bastards!

**** number 3:

The Brothas that cant shut the **** up!

Now don~{!/~}t get me wrong I like black people, I had lots of black friends and grew up in a black neighborhood when I was a boy, but Brothas and Sistas need to learn to SHUT THE **** UP! It~{!/~}s a ****ing movie and NO! no matter how much you yell at the screen the ****ing bitch is STILL going to get slashed up from the serial killer! Also STOP BRINGING BABIES TO THE THEATER!!! There~{!/~}s nothing worse than when you~{!/~}re trying to enjoy someone wasting a bunch of zombies or something and a ****ing ugly little baby starts screaming off the top of its lungs. I wish I could punt the little ****er into a trash can and drop a nuclear bomb on the whole front row filled with brothas and sistas ****ing me off!

****s love to ruin movies for me, and they deserve to be kicked in the cock.