Put down the crack pipe, hang up the phone and get out of the fast lane, whore!

I feel like I'm on Fear Factor, you nasty whore.

Did your dad tie a pork chop around you neck when you were little?. You ugly whore.

Please remove your smokeless tobacco before our date, whore.

Ok, now pretend you are hiking a football to me, whore.

Please accept this winning lottery ticket as payment, whore.

My friend Milt, the dentist, could make a fortune off you whores, whore.

You got a deal, but one of you whores has to hold the monkey, whore.

Didn't I meet you at deer camp last year, whore?

I get a discount or I call Crime Stoppers, whore.

No big deal whore. I can lick my own nipples too, whore.

I guess a diet was not one of your new year's resolutions, you fat whore.

Maybe you should cut down on the fruit cake and beef log, you fat whore.

Which one of you whores would like to hang their stockings at my place tonight, whore?

Shave that murf you whore. It looks like you have Santa in a leg lock, whore.

You must be on Santa's naughty list, you nasty whore.

I will need extra whores for my elves, whore.

I am deducting the roll of quarters for the bed from your pay whore.

Would any of you whores like to be in my Christmas card photo this year? Whore.

It looks like you drank your turkey this year, you drunk whore.

Please pay no attention to the pistol I'm holding, whore.

Didn’t you perform at my son’s bachelor party, whore?

Try to balance the ashtray on your head while you do that whore.

Let's do it outside where there are less flies whore.

Sing with me whore! "I wish I was in the land of cotton..."where you going whore!

Are you going to eat all them onion rings whore?

Can you hum some Skynyrd while you do that whore?

You should wear an athletic supporter with that mini skirt whore. Your balls are showing again.

Damn whore, you give new meaning to the term "pulled groin" whore.

Maybe you should switch to light beer, you fat whore.

You can drink a beer without using your hands! You are my kind of whore, whore.

That sure is a fine UT tatoo you have there whore. Is you a Texas whore or a whore from Knoxville whore?

Give me a jingle on my mobile when you are ready for the tooling, whore.

Where's my fried chicken, wore?

This room will take three bug bombs, whore.

No you may not have a pull off my forty ounce, whore.

I will remove the ball gag when you stop bad mouthing the Jets. Whore.

At least you can’t suck more than the Jets whore.

I hope you will spend this money at the dentist, whore.

Dodge won the race. I hope you are happy whore.

Do any of you whores know all the words to Rocky Top?

You were my favorite whore until I learned that you were a Ford fan, whore.

That camouflage sombrero really brings out the red neck in me, whore. Is it “Realtree”, whore?

Where about you whores stays at whore?

I have never seen a woman use a urinal before. You are a multi-talented whore.

May hold this loaded pistol to your head while we do this whore?

Hey whore, if you turn down my Skynard tape one more time you will be a dead whore, whore.

I think I love you...but since you are such a whore, I don't think it will work out, whore.

Please burn some incense! It smells like bad shrimp all up in here, whore!

Please wash your hands before returning to work, whore.

Ever heard of sweet and low? No!The other Sweet and Low...you fat whore

So is it safe to say I'm going to score whore?

I’ve got your fireworks right here, whore.

I think this is all I have for right know. I'll finish the rest of the whore list tonight. If you can say this in spanish. Good for you!!