What the hell is it with Christian cults and college campuses? Seriously... when I was in school I couldn~{!/~}t make it from Sheridan Hall (roughly 6 friggin miles from my classes) to the dining hall (my only source of food, 5 miles away) without being brutalized by a group of Christian zealots pleading, begging and trying to mind control me into the lower ranks of their sadistic Christian club. DO I LOOK LIKE A ****ING RETARDED ****? DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED SOMEONE TO RULE ME? **** them they deserved to be kicked in the cock (and labia for your femme Nazi wankers!)
All I want to do is watch some of my internet porn, maybe tweak one off, then go have a ****ing burger at the mess hall, is that too much to ask from these cultist pimply faced ****s? I even had this one guy come up and give me a flyer to *ding ding ding* Monday night bible study and football. (How the **** does one put football and bible study together? Is this the new ~{!0~}edge~{!1~} Christians put on to make the dreary monotony of the bible more exciting? ****OFF!) Where they discuss interesting and relevant notions of their one and only book ~{!0~}the bible~{!1~} and watch Monday night football while eating chips and non-alcoholic beer. What a waste of time! I hate Christian cultists~{!-~}I was born and almost raised a Roman Catholic, the closest I get to church is when I~{!/~}ve got my faced slammed into a toilet after too much drinking on a Friday night, I do most of my praying there.
Why is it also that when I went to a club to pick up chicks I always seemed to bump into Cultist bastards there as well who tell me ~{!0~}Its ok to remain a virgin until marriage~{!1~} HEY ****! No its NOT! Being a virgin when you~{!/~}re married is like buying a car off of the internet, A BAD ****ING IDEA! Any moron who would buy a car without test driving it, and by test driving I mean going 160 down the freeway at 2:30AM while a little drunk is a GODDAMNED RETARD! How are you going to know if you like it or not? At LEAST with a car however you~{!/~}re on payments and its only money,not to mention you can always sell the car off. Getting married without screwing the bride at least ONCE before the ~{!0~}I Do~{!1~} its just not good business and it~{!/~}s your LIFE we~{!/~}re talking about! What if she has a pecker or something you don~{!/~}t know about? You~{!/~}re going to be stuck with some transgender fruitcake for the rest of your natural life? ~{!0~}Eff~{!1~} that!
Anyhow back to my story, this ****ing guy comes up to me when I~{!/~}m scoping out the scene telling me that its ~{!0~}ok to be a virgin~{!1~}, well hell, if that were true then wouldn~{!/~}t we all be pasty faced, scrawny sheepish subservient ****s like he was and the way ALL Uber Christians are? Uber Christians deserve death! I promptly told him to **** his mother right before I ****ed on his shoes and used his hair to wipe my ass; I guess all Christians as such need to feel useful or used at least in SOME way, so I was just giving him what he wanted.
Christian Cultists are Satan worshippers in disguise!
hell at murray the ****ers would hang some guy in a wig off of a cross and yell bible **** at you. i seriously should have stood on the other bench and yelled satanic scripture back.
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"If you want to know your past life, look into your present condition. If you want to know your future, look into your present action" -Padmisambha
quote: Originally posted by: "hell at murray the ****ers would hang some guy in a wig off of a cross and yell bible **** at you. i seriously should have stood on the other bench and yelled satanic scripture back."
i actually laid into one one time... i was comming outta caroll hall after working out to walk back up to my dorm, and one was like i SWEAR TO GOD hiding behind the bushes!!! he jumped out and started trying to invite me to monday night football and bible study... I Said no thanks... but its not enough for SOME people!!! he kept following me, telling me i look lost, like i should find god and stuff.. i just ripped into him about god doesnt exist, Satan is more fun, i wish the romans would have fed this guys ancestors to the lions, how Jesus was nothing more than a rabble rousing terrorist... he got so ****ed he left.... heh.
hahahaha. they asked me one time if i knew where i was going when i die. i just said, yes i'm going to hell and walked off. their faces were priceless.
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"If you want to know your past life, look into your present condition. If you want to know your future, look into your present action" -Padmisambha
quote: Originally posted by: "hahahaha. they asked me one time if i knew where i was going when i die. i just said, yes i'm going to hell and walked off. their faces were priceless."
If they asked me i would have said Valhalla, because that would rule.
